Team rankings
Every team ranked across all conferences by the playoff tiebreakers — matchup %, then set %, then game %. This is the order that drives the playoff seeding and the seeded week (#1 vs #last).
| # | Team | Conference | Matchups | M % | Sets | Set % | Games | Game % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thievin' Stevens | Idol Conference | 7–0 | 100.0% | 38–19 | 66.7% | 85–51 | 62.5% |
| 2 | Follow Pi...ton Power | Baron Conference | 6–1 | 85.7% | 41–20 | 67.2% | 93–50 | 65.0% |
| 3 | Cloud Niners | Ancient Conference | 6–1 | 85.7% | 39–24 | 61.9% | 85–67 | 55.9% |
| 4 | Apes Together | Baron Conference | 5–2 | 71.4% | 33–24 | 57.9% | 79–61 | 56.4% |
| 5 | Good Girls | Idol Conference | 5–2 | 71.4% | 32–26 | 55.2% | 74–67 | 52.5% |
| 6 | Team Marban | Baron Conference | 5–2 | 71.4% | 33–28 | 54.1% | 78–69 | 53.1% |
| 7 | Supersonic Soaring Stuntmen | Ancient Conference | 4–3 | 57.1% | 36–25 | 59.0% | 86–67 | 56.2% |
| 8 | Super Auto Cats | Ancient Conference | 4–3 | 57.1% | 26–35 | 42.6% | 63–79 | 44.4% |
| 9 | Team Joemoe | Ancient Conference | 3–4 | 42.9% | 30–30 | 50.0% | 73–73 | 50.0% |
| 10 | Meloncholic Misplayers | Ancient Conference | 3–4 | 42.9% | 30–32 | 48.4% | 72–78 | 48.0% |
| 11 | Flush Nine | Idol Conference | 3–4 | 42.9% | 27–31 | 46.6% | 66–73 | 47.5% |
| 12 | Snailzaaks | Baron Conference | 3–4 | 42.9% | 25–31 | 44.6% | 60–73 | 45.1% |
| 13 | 1-800-HOT-N-SPICY | Idol Conference | 2–5 | 28.6% | 30–31 | 49.2% | 73–69 | 51.4% |
| 14 | Team Nightmare | Baron Conference | 2–5 | 28.6% | 26–31 | 45.6% | 67–77 | 46.5% |
| 15 | Balatro/Stay Night | Idol Conference | 2–5 | 28.6% | 22–34 | 39.3% | 56–75 | 42.7% |
| 16 | The Holy Team | Baron Conference | 2–5 | 28.6% | 20–34 | 37.0% | 53–77 | 40.8% |
| 17 | bob is fishing in wisconsin | Ancient Conference | 1–6 | 14.3% | 24–37 | 39.3% | 66–87 | 43.1% |
| 18 | FreeGoonkeep | Idol Conference | 0–7 | 0.0% | 18–38 | 32.1% | 48–84 | 36.4% |